Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Butt up their ass

When you are particularly stoned as fuck and you try to say "stick up your ass" but instead say "butt up your ass".
Izzy

Izzy: "Why do British people talk like, that like they have a butt up their ass. Oh wait, I mean stick up their ass... hehehe"

by Spaghettioslover365 April 7, 2022

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 3, 2020

No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done

Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”

by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021

chicken nugget ass

When you so fat yo ass bunches up around your pants and it looks like a chicken nugget. Places you might see such a phenomenon include walmart or mcdonalds definitely not on a hike.

Damn why she gotta wear yoga pants she gotta whole chicken nugget ass. So nasty I can see the FUPA too.

by FupaChalupa209 May 27, 2021

fat ass

Melody Anne wreaks cross

Melody Anne wreaks cross is a fat ass

by _shut_uo_you_ May 16, 2018

Ass Strips

A form of kink in which a woman tortures a "usually slim thick" man on his rear end till the juicy ham that is his ass is exposed in strips. Then salt is rubbed into the skin in a rude chronic dose till the man can't take anymore.

"Did you hear Jim got Ass Strips last night"

by jes bru September 19, 2017