National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

chinsey dick

cheap, MONEY-less arogant dick. . . job-less, livin' off others. . .jacks off way to much. . .

Hey babe, can u float me a 50? 'What a chinsey dick...time to move on from this broke ass!!! "For Sure, girl"

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

dick

something i suck

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuu dick HARD

by his dad is going January 30, 2022

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans

Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022