Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.
Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"
by biosboii November 19, 2023
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7 point tree

Just a nickname for a 7.3 Ford
“Hey Larry look at dat der F2 fitty I think she’s a 7 point tree
by Murray man April 13, 2022
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tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.
Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today
by DaPinkPoptart January 20, 2015
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Budussy Tree

A nasty ass tree (callery pear tree) that smells like butt, dick, and pussy.
by Katielbowen April 22, 2022
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trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
by pentozali May 14, 2009
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sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.
Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!
by SomeHuman21 November 05, 2017
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The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.
Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
by FrostbiteFlats February 05, 2025
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