Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012

Men's Dive team

A bunch a queers that shower together naked and have gay anal sex on a diving board

Dont talk to him he is on the Men's dive team

by Biggiecheeze69 February 23, 2018

take one for the team

Often used as a term to sacrifice yourself so some friends can get laid.

By Alex Agnew's terms it is to swallow your own sperm to get out of a sticky situation.

Go ahead guys, I'll take one for the team

by Fuck me analy sideways June 2, 2019

Team V Gaming

Spawn pinning assholes that you can never beat in COD

these assholes raped us just like that god damn Team V Gaming does

by vMezmerize November 24, 2010

Indian Cricket Team

A team who always matchfixes.

"Sri Lanka should have won the 2011 world cup, if the Indian Cricket Team didn't matchfix"

by andy9062 August 13, 2017

team jared

team jared is a band from sydney,NS.It is 3 totally bitchin guys from sydney that were born to melt faces.
Dan,Den,and Ken a.k.a team jared will be the best band in the world someday.

go team jared go!!!!

by kenneth123 December 15, 2008

SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.

Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team

by Jack De October 9, 2008