Stop making these fake post

Tomorrow is not any national day so stop being thirsty and trying to grab dick with these fake ass post

They are annoying and unnecessary Stop making these fake post @omg-taetae

by Dionta April 11, 2019

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Post traumatic butt syndrome

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm

Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.

by Final anal-lysis January 2, 2015

post over times Charlie

Something Daniel made up on Twitter, but is confusing Charlie. To this day Charlie has no idea what it means, but he’s defining it on Urban Dictionary to try to feel sane again.

Charlie was confused when he saw Daniel’s tweet which read, “Post over times Charlie.”

by Chuck is Confused March 16, 2021

post-sleepover depression

When it's Sunday evening after you had a sleepover with your friend on Saturday night, and you realize it's back to school again on Monday.

When I was 13, I spent the weekend at Cetin The Cretin's house. As I got home on Sunday evening... I realized things were boring and school started soon... post-sleepover depression.

by Downvoting Victim January 1, 2014

Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase

The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called "standards" and "morals." It is a time in which eyes are opened and "The Truth" suddenly becomes clear.

Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old.

The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for "The Truth."

After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.

"Is Josh giving you shit because he going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?"
Dionne on Josh, "Clueless"

by Get the quote right dammit October 14, 2008

Post Whore

See: Dave from Canberra/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness

Dave/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness is a "Post WHore"

by Alllllllmonde April 10, 2005