Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.
Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew
by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008
Get the bar in the lawmug. Bar is somoen who is sweet and kind ,acting kinda sus sometimes, but he is for sure the best friend you could have , he is the most loyal person on earth and he will do whatever he can for the greatest good
May be dumb and clueless sometimes but. His naivety is what makes him cute , he is a sexy mf for sure and he is kinda awkward when he is surrounded by strangers , he will get mad if he is fail at portraying himself right infront of peoples he likes
May be dumb and clueless sometimes but. His naivety is what makes him cute , he is a sexy mf for sure and he is kinda awkward when he is surrounded by strangers , he will get mad if he is fail at portraying himself right infront of peoples he likes
Girl to her best friend : this guy is the most adorable dude on earth
Her best friend : ofc he is it's a Bar
Her best friend : ofc he is it's a Bar
by TWIXOU75 November 21, 2021
Get the Barmug. "As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."
"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."
"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."
by NatBrat March 6, 2010
Get the Ocean Barmug. Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny
by Luvmylipgloss1234 February 21, 2022
Get the bars on the floormug. Sarovara bar dancer is considered as Lucha sudeepa of Sandalwood were many illegal things are happening unknowingly
by Mrkudka January 28, 2021
Get the Sarovara bar dancermug. "Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"
by Ironballs September 7, 2024
Get the prograss barmug. When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
Get the Monkey Barmug.