After 57 years of good taste, we're saying goodbye.
They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!
They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!
by SPrice1980 October 6, 2023
Get the Gold n Soft mug.JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
Get the John the soft sword mug.Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
Get the Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning mug.An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
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by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025
Get the Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind mug.The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
Get the the water that hardens the egg softens the potato mug.This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
Get the Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm mug.Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022
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