shatus

a shitty status posted on Facebook or the like, not literal, inferred as shitty, stated in shitty terms, or critiqued as shitty by observer

I'm sick of reading Danielle's "woe is me" shatus day after day. Enough already!

by Karma Kitty November 4, 2012

Saturdonday

A party that lasts from Saturday to Monday.

Where have you been all week? I got stuck at the Smith's for Saturdonday and had to sleep it off.

by Lynn123456 September 2, 2013

Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.

"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."

by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

saturn rocket

Boner. Pretty much it.

Sam stared down Susie's blouse and popped a Saturn rocket.

by tibbzghien May 19, 2014

saturdat

Sa'tur'dat - noun
The day of the week dat you been waiting for, before Sunday and following Friday, forming part of dat weekend which your body will be paying for from Monday till next Saturday.

Can't wait for this Saturdat to fuck shit up, Molly in da club and all!

by The Lyrical Gangsta May 19, 2014

Saturday girl

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.

Those two are just a pair of Saturday Girls.

by Chezet September 11, 2016

saturday night magic

The one black guy at a party.

Have you seen the saturday night magic over there?

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016