National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.

Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥

by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021

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phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.

Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?

by D Luo May 17, 2017

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Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 1, 2020

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sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention

A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!

by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013

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A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016

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