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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
by The increased gay September 14, 2018
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crunkie-sided

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010
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Side quest

Side quest is when your with a group of friends in a bar or club and you vanish and go on a side quest blackout drunk and dont remember how you got home or what objectives you completed
“Where did he go?”
God knows
Probably on a side quest”
by Dosser564 November 9, 2023
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west side gun

Did you hear West side guns new song ?
by Buffalo kid December 16, 2023
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B-side

A place in Bradford full of a bunch of pussyholes from Bradford that get smashed up by the 982 and for some reason they think they’re hard until they get battered 9️⃣🔛🔝
Look at that pussy he looks like he’s from B-side
by Suckurmum April 12, 2020
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East side dank

a guy who thinks being a bulldog is by just saying it not being put on by the gang
oh man why East side dank is bangging on the wrong side
by jokera March 18, 2022
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