Eat n' Park

Restaurant that serves mediocre food, has greeters that SIT PEOPLE AT DIRTY TABLES (a health code violation), and stays open 24 hours so the drunks can come in and raise hell.

Eat n' Park's a good hangout for trailer trash.

by JBauer May 4, 2005

kibbles n' bits

genitalia
see: stuff n' junk

he/she went to town on my kibbles n' bits like a starving chihuaua

by Sleep October 1, 2003

Puss 'n Boobs

Adult version of a treasured children's book.

A bedtime story for an older audience.

She asked me to read her "Puss 'n Boobs," but two pages in she turned off the lights, and...

by bixxx March 24, 2012

Mack n' Smack

Mack and smack originated from S.J. Hadleyburg from Red Bank N.J. The mack n' smack means when a dirty ass ho you are mackin' on, tells you no! You smack that broke ass bitch on that sweet ass ghetto booty.

Shanda played ya boy so he gave her the ol' mack n' smack!

by Bizzle Holly n' the Cricks March 30, 2005

break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

Fork n Knife

If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.

John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?

by Gurtek the Destroyer August 20, 2009

Sway 'N Spray

An inebriated male choosing to urinate in a bush, or other outdoor large round object will inherently attempt to "spray" said object in a circular fashion. This leads to instability, and a circular swaying rotation with the feet; accompanied by an erratic jet stream in what could be perceived as the Sway 'N Spray.

Kei Wang consumed 37 coors lights and chose to relieve himself in the front of the building. The display of Sway 'N Spray was utterly spectacular.

by blazebowls July 6, 2009