max piasez: im a girl what the hell mj
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
by i fricked your mom November 08, 2022
by 1234smeg4321 August 08, 2023
This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around
by JamesSmith34 January 29, 2023
A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
by Cornpy April 21, 2023
Casey Max Wright is a beautiful being. He’s just as gorgeous on the outside as he is on the inside. All the girls want him. And he’s not greedy by any means. When he has a girlfriend he’s faithful which makes him even more sexy. His heart is bigger than he lets on. He acts hard but really he just wants a beautiful, faithful, caring woman by his side. He loves his kids and can’t wait to spend time with them
by GypsyUnicorn August 18, 2021
by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024