Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle

by Rapist86 November 25, 2020

Kyle

A young Karen. Young white male entitlement/audacity.

Oh look, another Kyle.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.

He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.

by ecurgus May 2, 2011

Kyle

One word Asshole

I'm going to have a kid name him kyle but say its pronounced asshole

by Frank Donald synder August 27, 2020

gabriel kyle apuli

yummy hot dog my tummy

expensive

wow the new iphone is gabriel kyle apuli

by Zenwooo February 10, 2023