Jesus Himself 

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

Jesus Himself by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018

jesus fooq 

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq

Jesus fooqing Christ!

jesus fooq by Shortcock November 27, 2018

Jesus Sandals 

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

Jesus Sandals by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

Jesus. H Christ 

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

Jesus. H Christ by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.

"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."

Jesus mode by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

jesus stick 

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

jesus stick by cattle graze April 6, 2019

Jesus time 

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

Jesus time by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019