Jaked

To totally fuck up or damage a body part.

I jaked my back lifting that heavy box last night.

by banger January 20, 2021

Jake

Jake is a sweat at any game he plays.He is very toxic and has been banned on several occasions.jakes typically play rainbow six siege and call of duty

Morgan:Yo Jakes such a sweat at rainbow six siege bro
Daniel:Peen

by SproutSucker November 18, 2019

Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet

Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!

by penjs June 9, 2020

Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.

Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.

by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018

Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.

Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"

by Alittlebee July 14, 2019

Jake

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.

Oh look it is Jake

by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021