goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024

Goat

Michael Jordan.

"Who is the GOAT?"
"Michael Jordan"

by TomZem January 30, 2021

Wait He’s Goated

Kyle

“Wait he’s Goated”
“Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”

by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025

Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"

Goat Ass,

Richard Feltersnatch

by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022

Goat

Lionel Messi

Messi is the Goat.

by zilch-nada December 19, 2022

oh goated

oh goated

oh goated

by Alchemancer December 5, 2021