Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

by My dude the goose April 25, 2017

dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop

Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"

by Baron98 July 11, 2017

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 24, 2017

Juicy Fruit

A female who is super wet Around her walls down to her ass. Enough wetness to drown her man and have him addicted.

Boy 1: So did you hit last night?

Boy 2: Yeah but she was...omg

Boy 1: She was..bad?

Boy 2: No she was wet af like juicy.

Boy 1: Awe she got a juicy fruit. Be careful dog.

Boy2: Why?

Boy 1: That shit will drive you crazy

by Anonymous23 October 11, 2017

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018