Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Fake Fan

When somebody gets jealous because you met their fave and their broke to broke to meet them

Ugh he’s such a “fake fan”

by Daniels bae April 20, 2018

mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك

"Farabi mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting a likes audit, I found Farabi to be a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

by عطيس June 1, 2022

Fake fan

Someone that just watched a walkthrough of a specific game, just watched a trailer of a specific movie, or just listened to a song by a specific musician, and now call themselves the biggest fan alive.

Luke calls himself the biggest Zelda fan, because he likes the creepy pasta and played breath of the wild on my switch once. So in my eyes he’s just a fake fan.

by H0TLINE October 12, 2017

Dereck do fake

DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.

He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be

Dereck do fake is a great guy but he never knows which shape to use

by Dereckkk May 6, 2020

fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist

max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018