Shelly beans

Identical twins

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round

by anonymous June 12, 2025

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

Green beans

Jeffy’s ultimate nemesis.

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*

by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

Susan Beals-ing

Slapping somebody with reality instead of letting them live in delusion

“I am this close to Susan Beals-ing that girl who thinks she’s all that.”

by snoopysuber June 25, 2025

Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

amung beans

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.

If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!

by QuacksO July 6, 2025

Squash beans and corn

"Three sisters" crop stables of the aboriginal and first nations people of North America.

Also; Logistics

In tribal conflict food was necessary for the army, but had to be negotiated with the matriarchs to allocate winter food supplies for their tribe of families to a war effort.

Okay, but where are you going to get all that Squash beans and corn from?

by Modern Women December 22, 2025