The kid that wears jumers to school and thinks hes the shit but yet hes to scared to fight a yr8 when hes in yr9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Zander kerr)
by MADLAD_ May 30, 2019
When you beat someone's ass in something. When you comepletely give somebody or something the sauce, you ask if you are still cool.
by Dibble dabble September 27, 2017
cowboy 1: do you think youre ready to earn your spurs?
cowboy 2: yes because i know i am too cool for my boots
cowboy 2: yes because i know i am too cool for my boots
by ilyatinycdai December 18, 2019
Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.
by Adn November 22, 2019
"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"
"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"
"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"
by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016
A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
by Blueboy7thst November 15, 2011