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anti-woman 

It’s really simple. Pro-life = anti-woman.

Popularized by the legendary standup comedian George Carlin in his 1996 HBO special ‘Back in Town’.
Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
anti-woman by Sickomonster June 26, 2022

Anti-vibe 

1. (n.)/(adj.) The opposite of vibe. To be lacking in vibe.

Related terms: vybe, vibe
'That girl has no chat. Major anti-vibe.'

'It was totally empty, nobody but the DJ. Total anti-vibe.'
Anti-vibe by J-Dubya November 29, 2003

Anti-vax 

Someone too dumb to believe in science, and still believes vaccines cause autism even though it was disproved years ago
"I WON'T GET MY LITTLE ANGEL INJECTED WITH POISON AND GET AUTISM FROM THE VACCINES, IM Anti-vax FOR LIFE"
Anti-vax by Bertholdt Hoover April 13, 2021

anti flash 

A flash cartoon and/or game made to show hate towards a fad. Rarely any good.
The other day I played an anti-flash game on newgrounds about Pokemon. I am neutral towards Pokemon, but it wasn't a very good flash.
anti flash by Sean May 13, 2005

anti-noobicide 

1. A highly toxic mix with noobicide, in the right amounts it can disrupt and even possibly destroy noobicide. Thus making more noobicide required.
2. A substance or preparation used for destroying noobicide.
3. The act of wearing down and over powering noobicide.
4. Epic amounts of anti-noobicide required to destroy noobicide
noob: I used anti-noobicide on this pwner, and his noobicide was too much for my lil pathetic ammount of anti-noobicide.

noob: ahahaha die pwners, eye have teh anti-noobicide!

pwner: lewl, shut up noob, your anti-noobicide isnt enough to destroy my noobicide, gtfo
anti-noobicide by The$ypH January 2, 2009

Anti-Gypsy 

A cult created by the evil masterlord of Australia, Blake Jones. It's beliefs go against all things gypsy.
"Yo man, dat totally cruel to dat old lady"

"Don't worry man, she's a gypsy... and I'm anti-gypsy"
Anti-Gypsy by <Ruben April 4, 2010

Anti-Shatner Moment 

A way to explain the unexplainable, especially unexplainable behavior, especially-especially taking matters into your own hands. It's name is derived form the actor who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek (William Shatner) who NEVER has to take matters into his own hands because he always has everyone else do everything for him, and every circumstance is neatly explained as being caused by the supporting characters. For example, Sulu will say to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk will say to the Romulans "Why are you doing this to us? If you don't stop I'm going take this as your decclaring war on the Galactic Federation," then the ROmulans attack but all Kirk has to do is say "Fire phasers, Mr. Chekov" to resolve the situation. Kirk never lifts a finger, never takes any risk the others aren't also taking. An Anti-Kirk Moment is where you have no idea what's going on, no idea why things are happening, and it's up to you alone to take action.
Sulu says to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk says to Mr. Chekov, "I'll take care of this situation myself, hold on for just a moment," then Kirk locks himself inside the Teleportation room, beams himself aboard the Romulan spaceship bare-chested and uses Ninja-like stealth to pacify and eliminate the Romulan crew. Then after dismantling the surveillance systems on the Romulan control deck, Caprtain Kirk quietly kills the Romulan captain and makes it look like a murder-suicide, and beams back aboard the S.S. Enterprise roughly under 5 minutes flat, makes a coughing sound while unlatching the door to the Teleportation room and force-puking on Dr. Bones shoes who screams "What were you doing in there?" to which Captain Kirk replies "I think I ate some bad dates" to which Dr. Bones replies "Captain, there's been a murder-suicide on the Romulan vessel and the Romulans are no longer attacking us", to which Captain Kirk smiles and says "Oh that's good news" and pukes more, to which I say out loud "that's an Anti-Shatner Moment" and also puke.