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Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.
"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.
by AhYesObama March 30, 2020
mugGet the Twatmug.

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .
Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !
by Helsb October 22, 2015
mugGet the laser twatmug.

Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.
There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!
by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025
mugGet the Twat Graftingmug.

Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
mugGet the Twat Pilotmug.

twat

twat means fendi, fendi is a twat.
hi fendi!
hi ___
you’re a twat!
shut the fuck up____.
by enonnynonyy August 6, 2022
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.
Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...
by DingoIna November 22, 2011
mugGet the Twat Nutmug.

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