Ty’varius

He has a huge dick a lil crazy but most importantly he used to be broke until he got off his ass and ran up a sack

Ty’varius is that dude

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..

NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

Ty’various

A well rounded individual. Often nonchalant or not easily pissed off. Ty’various’s usually have good sex and don’t talk much.

Ty’various is a lady’s man. He was wonderful in bed.

by thedarkenawakends March 8, 2024

Aquatic Variable

Performing any sex move underwater

"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Chicken Variety

A place where Greek Gods eat

Tasos: Hey you ever been to chicken variety?
Owen: Yeah
Tasos: Of course you have you fat fuck

by fart gobbler April 29, 2024

Sunnel Varela

What you call the worst goalkeeper of all time, also another way to call someone who has weak fits.

Your fits are more sorry than Sunnel Varelas!

by El pitudo December 10, 2024

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025