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Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy

A turkey
Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.
by phosolo December 24, 2022
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turkey brook

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders
bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!
by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf August 2, 2008
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TURKEY

a broke and or low income having person/a very idiotic person saying something random.
JB:”so guess what happened Tim.”
Tim:”what u mad bout something
JB:”shut up u turkey”
by JB4000 April 28, 2024
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Turkey

1. A chicken with lager body, especially used for Thanksgiving
2. A country in the middle of Asia and Europe
E.g No. 1:
Let's eat this Turkey

No 2:
The most popular city in Turkey is Istanbul
by DoomedXD January 20, 2019
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Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020
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Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
by I.made.dis September 2, 2018
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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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