New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.

Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.

by Densest March 1, 2017

raisin dad

Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad

Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad

by Rachel Schindel May 27, 2019

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

dad

someone who left me when i was 2

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk

by zendeiie April 29, 2021