Poop • canon
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
Gambling with potential embarrassment!
The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.
The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.
Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.
by A⭐️⚡️ October 16, 2015
Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"
Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."
Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."
by YeetYateYote July 19, 2018
You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.
by amrcn_werewolf April 27, 2018
by Rainey4 May 06, 2017
by Rainey4 May 06, 2017
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