The Helen Kelly

1. A sex tape with R Kelly and Helen Keller, called "Drip Drip Drip, I'm gonna pee on you, and you won't even see it coming. "

2. Blind folding someone and giving them ear plugs and then peeing on them, when they have no idea it's coming.

Ryan blindfolded Jaime, and gave her the Helen Kelly. She was pissed, literally.

by rjricharddaughter July 13, 2009

smashed the homies

to gain carnal knowledge of someones friend or group of friends

james: so are you gonna get with debra?
todd: NO WAY! that girl smashed the homies
james: its cool man, i just got tested the other day and im still clean.

by irreverentalsharptongue May 1, 2009

to take a bull by the horn

To do things on their own(or to do things their way)rather than trusting someone else

When it comes to financial risk,they want to to 'take the bull by the horns.'

by krupali March 28, 2005

Jabba The Hutt

Incredibly fat person. i.e. My mom.

Holy crap, Chuckie's mom is Jabba The Hutt!!!

by t3h pwnz0rz May 21, 2005

The Hustler's Club

The band All Time Low's official and EXCLUSIVE deliciously sexxi fan club. Home of the most pimpin' kids on the internet. They even have their own mafia. Beware, the Hustlah family has got eachothers backs, so don't mess with them OR their boys.

Hater: Omg emo boys suck, Jack's new hair is not the end of the world, Alex sounds like a girl, Rian...who's Rian, Zacks a douche bag...blah blah blah

The Hustler's Club: ATTACKK!

by lauramlll December 20, 2008

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

All in all, the best book ever. There are four more books in the series that nobody seems to know about. However, it doesn't really matter because the story sort of loses control of it self toward the end and I assume that is why all of the characters die at once, very anticlimactically.

According to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

by Slartibartfast restaurant ship November 13, 2009

boot to the head

What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband

reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"

brother-"really?"

reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"

by Jordiotto1 December 12, 2009