Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.

i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!

by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012

tallahassee touchdown

Tackling a naked man to the ground while naked

Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.

by Slaphappygrandpappy November 9, 2013

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

tazmanian-touch

The sense of vigorously touching ones booty without identity being seen.

I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!

by shiken August 7, 2014

Rapist Touch

A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.

I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.

by Daryl Katzanguol March 27, 2015

Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.

"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"

by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015