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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers
I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event
by LeatherOtter November 2, 2017
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๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 โ€” and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it โ€” considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; ๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ have been milked for decades
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
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Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018
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Cow Riding Butt Fuck

This is the Female version of โ€œBull Riding Butt Fuckโ€ in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
โ€œShut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck youโ€
by Eansolo April 27, 2024
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Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Bust in a Cow

Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!
by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021
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