Metal Elitist

There's nothing wrong with only listening to metal. Most definitions on here seem to be by people who have never listened to metal.

There is nothing wrong with being a metal elitist.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2024

Just Metal

A genre of heavy music that is just so metal, its Just Metal.

"Dude,The Sword is like so... Just Metal!"

by ur name or December 21, 2008

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

metal fatigue

Da achy weariness dat you feel after extended periods of "pumping iron".

Cool dude, speaking comfortingly to his gloomily-slumped weight-lifting buddy who is feeling inadequate and guilty for "running out of steam" sooner than he thought he should while working out at the gym: "Don't knock yourself around too hard, Pal --- even da great 'Ahhnold' would get metal fatigue from bench-pressing for too long at a time."

by QuacksO July 24, 2019

Sheep Metal

A type of heavy metal music that appeals to lame weak people with no independent thought. Bands like Nickleback, Five finger death punch, and newer Metallica ( post AJFA) would be best described as " sheep metal " . A good way to know if its sheep metal is if your little sister or parents like it . Then more than likely , its sheep metal .

The term was coined by Lips from the band Anvil. While participating in a listening session with CBS' " jam or no jam" , when Metallicas enter sandman was played , it was refered to as " sheep metal " by Lips.

listens to Avenge seven fold " this is weak , it sounds like sheep metal "

by ebach April 10, 2020

Metal Gear Rising

A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.

The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.

Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:

"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets

Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"

Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."

by IF Prototype LQ-84i April 2, 2024