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Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?

is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid? 

phrase: someone who is being an absolute silly cunt
homelander: is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?
the ginger twat: yes my idiot brain is getting fucked by stupid.

smoked stupid 

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.
Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.
smoked stupid by offya January 3, 2012

dirt stupid 

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)
Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!
dirt stupid by Real World April 6, 2015

i stupid bab

a phrase used when dumbasses try to apologize by simply making them sound stupid instead of apologizing like a normal fucking person
"why the fuck did you eat all my food"
"i stupid bab"
"what the fuck did you just say to me? are you on drugs???"

youtube stupid 

A term coined by Will Smith to describe the mental condition that occurs when a Youtuber gets so excited about their job that they begin to buy copious amounts of unnecessary camera gear.
Jaden : Dad, I bought a new miner cap camera for my Youtube channel.
Will : Stop wasting your money, nigga you done gone youtube stupid.
youtube stupid by Shenegan September 6, 2018