Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 08, 2024
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 08, 2024
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Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
by CK1988 February 09, 2021
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dominic short

Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.
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short me out

O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".
Meghan; "Kylie don't drop that butt, short me out."
by rnnrdad October 13, 2023
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by Bofa Deez Nutz April 25, 2022
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Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say โ€œoh my god eat my shortsโ€
Person 1-โ€œwanna fuckโ€
Person2-โ€œI donโ€™t knowโ€
Person 1-โ€œeat my shortsโ€
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