Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Riding My Tip

“Riding my tip” is the equivalent to saying “riding my dick” it is used the same way just a cooler way of saying it

“Bro stop riding my tip”
“Bro hop off my tip”

by Young John Tre July 1, 2023

green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 22, 2018

Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

pick it up and ride

The “it” is yourself, your troubles, your insecurities, whatever is weighing you down. You’re stronger than you think and there’s hope and love all around you. So pick it up, ride the waves, and know peace isn’t that far away. Say this after comforting a stressed friend to encourage them, or say it to yourself when you need it. (Phrase from and definition inspired by the song Ride by Sara Diamond)

What’s one bad grade? You’re still amazing! This doesn’t define you. There’s always next time. For now just pick it up and ride. I promise you’ll be ok, whatever the outcome.

by TeddySaysHi January 1, 2022

Rodeo Bull Ride

Put you're girl into doggy style, slowly pegging her. Then, lean forward, wisper another girl's name in her ear, and see how long you can hold on to the beast.

"Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night? I tried the rodeo bull ride last night! Though Beth dumped me, it was worth it!"

by SteamPunk2048 July 24, 2021

riding my horsey

A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.

Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.

Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*

by Demascuslol March 23, 2011