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Russert potato 

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )
When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!
Russert potato by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008
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Rotten Potato 

When you are having sex and in the middle of busting a nut you shove your fist in her ass so that you can save yourself from having a child.
"Dude I had to pull a Rotten Potato yesterday"

lumpy potato 

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.
My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.
lumpy potato by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

nato potato 

a spud that comes in many variations. Often enjoyed mashed, fried, baked, roasted, scalloped, or in the form of tater tots, chips, and soup.
I couldn't survive without my nato potato fix everyday.
nato potato by aksnowflakes February 3, 2010

juan potato 

Boy 1:You GONNA EAT Juan Potato
Boy 2: Hell yeah
juan potato by KetchupGuy101 February 6, 2014

mexican hot potato 

Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.
A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!
mexican hot potato by Steven-O December 24, 2008

Blunt Hot Potato 

When on a blunt ride and an authority figure pulls up behind the car. The person the blunt lands on when the lights come on eats the blunt.
Yo where did that car come from?!" "I dont know man, blunt hot potato is in effect.
Blunt Hot Potato by fleury29 July 23, 2010