pee-pee-roni

The act of sticking ones penis into a stick of pepperoni.

Can be used to describe a person's attitude. If someone is being a pee-pee-roni, they are acting as though they have had their meat (dick) has been cut off or is missing.

"Man you being such a pee-pee-roni. Get some balls pussy!"

by SnoopsMaGoops June 12, 2018

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

Pee

It means something tha comes out of ur bits

Pls pee

by -111-1aksheehdh August 12, 2021

Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,

by Ray8603 August 27, 2022

pee

a delicious refreshment commonly enjoyed among young children

child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"

child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."

by not-scooter March 1, 2020

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

Peeing Feeling

Phrase used by retarded microcelebrity Daniel Larson to describe the feeling of having an orgasm. Mr. President Daniel Larson often does this while looking at CP.

me: yo bro i gooned my shit last night

friend: did you get that Peeing Feeling?

by lildictionarygoon November 4, 2025