International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.

My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.

by Laser platforms November 3, 2022

Pirate Boatjob

When their moan sounds like "aargh" when they put it in

Peter and Tony both gave pirate boatjobs during a great night together

by Inspired Osprey January 5, 2022

Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.

Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.

OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

Pirate Wiz

If being wrong was a person

"You know Pirate Wiz? His takes are horrendous"

by It isn't Funny May 14, 2022