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Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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Puzzle Pirate

A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.
Oscar is such a puzzle pirate; he finished the puzzle I worked on all day.
by tibbits November 1, 2019
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Animal Pirate

Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals
Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 6, 2020
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Sappy Pirate

When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is
Arrr, I’m going to give you the sappy pirate!
by Jackoff Sparrow June 14, 2020
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mountain pirate

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:

1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.

2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.

3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
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period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period
Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
by Treyeful September 15, 2020
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Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.
by Railrdr October 29, 2020
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