(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.
by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003
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Get the smashing asses mug.The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.
Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
by argonaht July 10, 2011
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I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.
by Moonmuncher September 13, 2011
Get the ass-vag mug.when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.
low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"
a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.
vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
prohibited in canada and puerto rico
low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"
a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.
vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
prohibited in canada and puerto rico
I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass
if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.
if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.
by Mik 99 August 28, 2010
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BTA 666: "Hey I'm looking for some BTA(Bout That Ass) action in South Side, Chicago."
BTA 6ix: "Come through, homie. XD"
BTA 6ix: "Come through, homie. XD"
by Yo Josh from Discord February 26, 2019
Get the Bout That Ass mug.Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.
by nanananinagga August 24, 2009
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