Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.
Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"
by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022
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Smell the metal

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.
I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.
by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011
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metal on metal

Two genital piercings rubbing together during hardcore sex
I’m going metal on metal tonight
by Kenski April 8, 2022
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that’s metal

When something is so profoundly hardcore that it’s metal. Let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway last day of school, thats bad ass. Now let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway wearing a picture of their principles face, holding torches, and blasting music over the intercoms. All while (and interrupting) the principles sentimental goodbye to the school on the last day. Thats fucking metal. And there’s the different between something metal and bad-ass. Someone can be metal, do something metal, say something metal and more. In this context, metal may be a noun, verb, adjective, metaphor, simile, etc. Metal is all, few, one and none. It’s for everyone and nobody and some people. It’s fucking metal. It’s beyond our fucked world and definition made into something understandable. If your metal, you get metal. If your not, wish you could be.
Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.

Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.

Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier

Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.

Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
by VV_sexy May 31, 2022
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Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023
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metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
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