An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dorkmug. When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other
by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025
Get the Clanking metalmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).mug. 1. A subgenre of death/thrash metal. It's mostly defined by it's lyrics, which have something to do with skeletons.
2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).
2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).
1.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.
2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.
2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.
by Skeletrox April 8, 2024
Get the skeleton metalmug. The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
by felixh July 2, 2016
Get the Metal Jesusmug. A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.
by Metal Eater March 13, 2023
Get the Metal eatermug. "(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"
by anonymous March 26, 2023
Get the Metallic Remindermug.