baby magic

The warm, fuzzy, magical feeling inside when looking into the eyes of a baby. A new born baby contains especially potent baby magic. If you are able to channel this magic into a usable force, it can be used in a number of different ways. Baby magic can be used make lotions, charm bracelets, an unofficial cure for cancer and HIV, gargoyles, and Michigan.

"Magic Johnson had HIV until he rubbed a baby on the tip of his penis, baby magic really is great for HIV.

by Ricky Ratboy May 3, 2008

Have a magical Disney day

The Sun and Caroline McGuire reported on this one as has origins in the established theme park that the photo presentation of Dismalland lampooned. Orlando shuns cynical thought as I used the term "Florida Cheerful" when it comes to this as it's combined with the "Disney Point" as this is a two finger point attributes to the namesake's two-pack-a-day nicotine habit. I've seen Disney use this on those caught lifting creative properties for illicit lit. It's a code insult where they're trying to give you the highway salute and double homicide the smart-asses who pull out the artwork from an artist portraying Peter Pan smoking a crack pipe. Frightfest in Gurnee might leave Disney staff a little unhinged as one scene looks like it was decorated by Pamela Voorhees after impaling them with extreme prejudice.

"Have you seen the pictures?"

"What ones."
"The Disney Point."

I've seen a blog where they found out someone had been producing fanfiction of their protective properties and in on the blog they closed it "Have a magical Disney day!"

According to The Sun and the aussie news circles they're really saying "Fuck you!"

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018

Paul and Maggie

A couple who has problems,who is down each others throats one minute and kissing the next. A couple who are now not a couple but still should be. Two people who are meant to be together.
Paul is an amazing guy and Maggie a wonderful girl.
Maggie is willing to do anything to get him back.

Paul and Maggie NEED to be back together.

by 11.10.08 March 6, 2010

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Magical butt pump

one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of

Wat up?

I just got a magical butt pump!

sweet!wat came out of it?

pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.

hott.

by Grant Parker April 22, 2005

magic

Acronym for "My Ass Got Infected Coach"

Do you know what MAGIC stands for???

by Donzo January 14, 2008

Magic Thumb

stripper fingering ass-whipping A daring maneuver performed by only the drunkest (or dumbest) of strip club goers, the magic thumb is when you slip your thumb into a woman's down-stairs mix-up, typically unapproved and almost always uncalled for.

Johnny slipped Muffin the magic thumb at the strip club the other night; those bouncers sure gave him an ass-whipping.

by Homer D July 4, 2008