mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

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Master Sword

A sexual act where your partner (male or female) puts a sword down their anal cavity to the hilt, then your other partner proceeds to raise the sword out of your ass, while they clench to keep it in

Last night I did the Master Sword

by Questionable shit May 15, 2018

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The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

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Master Bitch

A women working as a receptionist at an animal hospital. With the initials MB

Oh No! Here comes Master Bitch! LOL

by Hiccup_1 October 2, 2018

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mascara warning

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.

Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.

by Ipsylon October 8, 2018

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