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Final Destination Moment 

When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions.
Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."

sperm of the moment

The act of messing around/flirting with a girl (or guy) simply because your bored or no one else worth messing with is around. The act occurs spur of the moment.
-Ey man, why was you messin' with her all yesterday?
-I dunno, sperm of the moment.
-Ohhh, I gotcha.
sperm of the moment by C-Hud August 23, 2005

Oh Shit moment 

the moment or series of moments just before a person or person is utterly inihilated, literally or figureatively, and sees the cause of his destruction just before it kills him, and/or just after it is too late to do anything about it, and the most apt phrase for the moment is "OH SHIT";


the moment when you know your fucked
**september 11, 2001, John Tucker looks out of the window from his office in the World Trade Center, New York**
John: OH SHI--

oh shit moment
Oh Shit moment by LordHeadshot January 15, 2009

Main Character Moment 

Describes an unexpected moment in your life that ends in a favorable outcome.
Person A: Yo, how did you do on that pop quiz we got?

Person B: Aced it.

Person A: Kinda a main character moment, don't you think?

Person B: truuuuu I'm literally the main character.

blonde moment 

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.
Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!
blonde moment by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde moment 

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.
The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"
blonde moment by Anonymous October 2, 2003