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Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
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Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.
Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson
by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018
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Jake Mccombe

Edge lordd omg so cool I wnna be just like him he’s like the coolest person in Da world why he no use good grammmar? Cuz he’s fookin edgy broo
Jake McCombe such edge lord omg so cool
by PSN:SuperSlimOnDex June 9, 2018
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Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
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Jake Davidson

Jake Davidson the biggest peek in the enteriety of the fucking world
Jake Davidson is such a fucking peek he wouldn’t do anything we wanted the wee prick
by Rory masson June 22, 2019
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Jake

a kid who doesn’t have the best looks but a good personality. I would never date a jake cause he isn’t trustworthy. He will cheat nonstop and say he doesn’t. He we fuck many other girls!!! He is not worth your life. I would dump him. Cause girl u deserve the world. A jake can be very stubborn. And he won’t trust anyone, even when his gf is with guys that he is friends with. While he is with other bitches and doesn’t tell her ...like? Never date a jake waste of time and very ugly kid with glasses messed up teeth and weird ass hair. Let’s pass on that sis
Sydney: I wanna fuck jake

Linsey: ew no he so ugly
Sydney: True true oh well
by Cockblockpop June 22, 2019
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Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.
Your being a Jake, calm down!
by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019
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