Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009

Hook & Sinker

When executing the "Fish Eye", hook your index finger on the side of her mouth.

When I stuck it in her butt she gave me the fish eye, and I executed the hook and sinker

by Nawlins August 8, 2003

Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.

Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!

by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010

Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.

"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."

by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009

Pirate Hooker

An awesome cat who lives on whore island

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.

by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

hookerbot

noun: a generic wannabe supermodel who makes limited income at a low paying job who is very pretty and steals all the guys' attention when out at a party or other drinking establishment; she has no intention of entering into a relationship with said victim

I was talking to this great guy at a party when all of his attentions were diverted to some hookerbot displaying her new boobs.

by Diane Love November 2, 2007

hookah

a slang term for a guys dick or having sex (can also be called "hookah hookah"

guy- do you wanna hookah hookah tonight?"
girl- sure baby

random person- I love to hookah (have sex) all night long

girl- can I see your hookah?
guy- ok *pulls penis out*

by ghtyuio April 23, 2008