I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....

Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

by Tidal365 November 26, 2020

you got one bitch left, hear

This is a phrase often said when someone you are around continously uses the word "bitch" to refer to you. This is phrase used as somewhat of a warning to the one using the word "bitch".

Alright, you got one bitch left, hear.

by wdtm? April 21, 2018

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it

Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI

The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.

Served>shock

Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.

Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.

by dicktown December 14, 2008

So you got it all figured out, do you?

When someone has owned you to max!

Peter: -You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted a passport for her twin sisters to get her outta the country but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discoverin' that she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanatorium and that's where Chris came in to the picture!

Chris: - So you got it all figured out, do you?

by I am tha G November 25, 2010

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol

I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏

by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021