Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning

I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.

by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025

Goon

Gooning is just a word for masturbating.

„You’re a gooner” „I goon to them everyday”

by feeeeegooo February 1, 2026

Goon

To jerk off intensely until you cum

I wanted to goon but i ran out of lotion

by Sillybob27 February 2, 2026

Goonaganism

Drinking the most chocolate milk out of anyone in his social circle. Often times developing addictions to the drink

He keeps buying chocolate milk I think he follows goonaganism

by The all knowing eye of urban February 9, 2026

Goon Dust

Goon dust the powder residue left when Old Goons slaps her Old Minge To Dave

Oh no look at that messy goon dust on the sofa

by Carlos de la Cerda February 21, 2026

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026