Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

ga

Mega chad

You that dude is ga

by beemovie June 10, 2021

gave her gas

To have vigorous sex with a woman. Hard and fast as though stepping on the accelerator of a McClaren.

Did you hit that?

I gave her gas.

by Hotspur June 7, 2021

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

business gas

Indigestion and gassiness caused by doing nothing but sitting in business class on a long flight and eating all day

I'm sorry I have to keep going to the bathroom, I got an upgrade to business class and now I have business gas

by Ziggy4206 December 25, 2023

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

Gus's Gas

The best gas station known to man. Usually only known by legends. If you don't know what Gus's Gas is you are a fucking normie.

Virgin: hey you wanna go to the (insert shitty gas station here)
Chad: fuck you im going to gus's gas

by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 6, 2021