Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010

Douche Stank

The aftermath smell when douche didn't do the job the first time. The stench of the women with a hint of lavender.

Her douche stank filled the bus as the confused people wonder who had stinky flower.

by onyxfire May 22, 2014

douche canoe

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

by large barges July 14, 2020

Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

by truecaller January 8, 2015

Douche Lily

Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..

Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily

by Sarcastic Ray of Radiant Shits June 28, 2019

portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019