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Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing
"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."
by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021
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drop it like a couch

No more, " drop it like a couch"
by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
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Move a Couch

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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The Devils Clutch

When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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