moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt

A mixed beverage named after Earnhardt SR’s third cousin, which consists of bloody Mary mix, Busch, light, vodka, Goodbar, and four Loco

Andy punished them Stone Cold Steve Earnhardts last night!

by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Cold

Completely not for Jesus (Revelation 3:15)

You are either hot or cold not lukewarm

by 123Iamaperson March 15, 2024

cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025

Cold Case

An investigation that is left unsolved over a the course of years due to a lack of evidence.

Working on a cold case

by ChairRelaxation March 29, 2024

cold mode

Someone is on cold mode when they are not performing up to their usual standards, just straight up slacking. The phrase was popularized by DMV rapper goat hoxe.

Trevor really showed Michael who the boss was, he put him on cold mode.

John hasn’t gotten any girls for weeks now, he’s on cold mode.

by Kyle Urban May 19, 2019